Get those nerds! NERDS!!!!! Investigate
Mitt Romney abuses animals.
Mitt strapped his dog to the roof of his station wagon for a twelve hour drive. Investigate
Mitt Romney Lives in a Time Warp.
Back in the days when Commies were bad, smoking was cool, and all sex was safe sex. Investigate
No musicians wanted to play his theme song, so Mitt had to go with Kid Rock.
Let’s not forget that Kid Rock was in a sex tape… with Scott Stapp.
Investigate
Mitt Romney has changed positions more often than a pornographic movie queen.
Though they’re usually just variations of the missionary position. Investigate
