Mitt Romney bases his foreign policy on The Hunt For Red October, Top Gun, Air Force One, & Miracle. Investigate
Mitt Romney’s Dance Evolution
I guess Mitt can ‘pop’ and ‘glide’ – too bad he can’t ‘lock’ up the nomination. Investigate
Mitt Romney’s positions are as changeable as an Etch-A-Sketch.
No matter how badly he screws up, Mitt can always make a fresh start. Investigate
Singing Through the Pain
From ‘D’ to Shining ‘D’ Investigate
In college, Mitt would return from spring break and find reasons to show off his tan. In March.
We need to get to a veterinarian’s office immediately. Why? ‘Cause these puppies are sick. Investigate
