Mitt Romney is a tool

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Mitt’s political handlers think it’s a good idea if he downplays the rich white guy image. So among other things, they’ve got him going to NASCAR events and buying skinny jeans . But no matter where he goes, or what he wears, the tool is always exposed.

Exhibit A, Airline Altercation : In February of 2010, The Mittster and Ann flew coach from the Olympics to LA. Everything was going fine until Sky Blu of LMFAO sat down in front of Mitt and reclined his seat. Well aware that all seats must be in their full, upright position prior to take off and landing, Mitt asked Sky Blu to put his seat up. Sky ignored him (oh snap), which prompted Mitt to deploy his “Vulcan condor grip,” at which point Sky knocked his hand away and Ann screamed like she was being mugged… on a plane, in broad daylight… ? (note: Sky Blu isn’t 100% white).

Ann got her way – Sky was escorted off the plane, and took the next flight down. It was sort of big news when it happened, so Sky filmed a little response to Mitt’s accusations.

In case you don’t know who they are, here’s a video of LMFAO doing what they do best: crafting sweet, sweet melodies.

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